ManagerNick Revia
Nick Revia of captain bruno faces the press after Gameweek 4.

The ColumnistAsks cheekily
Back to captain bruno, if I may: 3 points separate you from GP FC. A gap, or a polite distance?
Egotistcaptain bruno replies
GP FC is only ahead of me temporarily, like a pedestrian in front of a bus.
The ProfessorAsks cleverly
Nick, quick one: B.Fernandes cost £11.9m and returned 2 points. What return on capital do you expect from a premium asset?
Snarkycaptain bruno replies
He's a luxury. Luxuries aren't known for being practical.
João Pedro Triple captain36 pts (12 × 3)
Best armband in the XI.
Vice-captain: Ødegaard, 3 pts
+12points from the chip
Triple Captain: the captain counts three times.
21 ptsleft on the bench
Kinsky 7 · Robinson 6 · Guéhi 6 · Gonzalo 2
A lot of points left on the bench.
Closest to the +2 DefCon bonus: 10 defensive contributions in a match for a defender, 12 for a midfielder or forward.
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Lammens | MUN | 2 |
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
Scored more than the average manager in 2 of 5 weeks, before hits. Hits not shown: GW2 cost 12, GW3 cost 12, GW5 cost 24.
Averaging 50.6 a week through GW5. High point: GW2 with 80. Low point: GW5 with 21.
The RookieAsks daftly
On behalf of the press pool, Nick: Your team is worth £101.2m now, £1.2m more than it started. Can you sell it?
Drama queencaptain bruno replies
Is this a pitch I see before me? No. It's the bench. As always.
The ProfessorAsks cleverly
Let me put this to Nick Revia: 21 points on your bench, Kinsky alone with 7. At what point does bench optimisation stop being a hobby and become an obligation?
IQ 150+captain bruno replies
Bench points are an unobserved counterfactual with selection bias. Nobody knows in advance which of fifteen players will return.
The RookieAsks daftly
Nick Revia, captain bruno supporters want to know: 3 of your players are flagged. Is there a doctor in the house?
Conspiracy theoristcaptain bruno replies
My cousin's neighbour works at the Premier League. He says no.
Final for Gameweek 4: this press conference is fixed now that the gameweek is over.
| CHE |
| 1 |
| White | ARS | 1 |
|---|
| Hall | NEW | 0 |
|---|
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Bench 1, goalkeeperKinsky | TOT | 0 |
| Bench 2Robinson | FUL | 0 |
| Bench 3Guéhi | MCI | 0 |
| Bench 4Gonzalo | FUL | 0 |
Grand total59
2,677,591 after GW1 → 8,071,311 after GW5. Best so far: 2,677,591 after GW1.
1free transfer for GW7
Worked out from your transfer history (up to 5 can be banked), so FPL's own count has the final word. 21 made this season, and the hits cost you 64 pts.
66points left on the bench
Most wasted in GW4: 21 pts.
1 season before this
Here since 2025/26.
Best finish: 7,947,456 in 2025/26 (1,781 pts).
£101.2m
Up £1.2m since day one. That's the squad and the bank together.