ManagerNick Revia
Nick Revia of captain bruno faces the press after Gameweek 3.

The ProfessorAsks cleverly
Nick, if I may: Isak scored twice in your XI. Does a brace change your estimate of his underlying talent, or is it noise?
IQ 150+captain bruno replies
One brace nudges the posterior slightly, and my prior on Isak was already strong. The process stands.
The ColumnistAsks cheekily
Let me put this to Nick Revia: Akatsuki, just 5 behind, is breathing down your neck. Flattering or terrifying?
Nonchalantcaptain bruno replies
I'll deal with it on Monday. Or the Monday after.
B.Fernandes Captain4 pts (2 × 2)
Isak: 13 pts. Swapping the armband would have gained 22 pts.
Vice-captain: João Pedro, 1 pt
11 ptsleft on the bench
Kinsky 6 · Lacroix 2 · Gonzalo 2 · Robinson 1
A lot of points left on the bench.
Closest to the +2 DefCon bonus: 10 defensive contributions in a match for a defender, 12 for a midfielder or forward.
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Lammens | MUN | 2 |
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
Scored more than the average manager in 2 of 5 weeks, before hits. Hits not shown: GW2 cost 12, GW3 cost 12, GW5 cost 24.
Averaging 50.6 a week through GW5. High point: GW2 with 80. Low point: GW5 with 21.
The RookieAsks daftly
Nick Revia, captain bruno supporters want to know: Your captain B.Fernandes got 2. Isn't the captain meant to be the one who scores the most?
Egotistcaptain bruno replies
The armband was flawless. B.Fernandes simply failed to rise to my judgement.
The ProfessorAsks cleverly
On behalf of the press pool, Nick: Your overall rank fell from 6,394,768 to 8,071,311. What changed in the distribution?
IQ under 40captain bruno replies
Everything makes sense if you don't think about it.
The ColumnistAsks cheekily
Nick, a question for you: 3 flagged players: is this a fantasy team or a waiting room?
Snarkycaptain bruno replies
I like to keep the physios employed. It's a social enterprise.
Final for Gameweek 3: this press conference is fixed now that the gameweek is over.
| MCI |
| 8 |
| Hall | NEW | 4 |
|---|
| White | ARS | 2 |
|---|
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Bench 1, goalkeeperKinsky | TOT | 0 |
| Bench 2Robinson | FUL | 0 |
| Bench 3Lacroix | CHE | 0 |
| Bench 4Gonzalo | FUL | 0 |
Grand total49−12 hit = 37
2,677,591 after GW1 → 8,071,311 after GW5. Best so far: 2,677,591 after GW1.
1free transfer for GW7
Worked out from your transfer history (up to 5 can be banked), so FPL's own count has the final word. 21 made this season, and the hits cost you 64 pts.
66points left on the bench
Most wasted in GW4: 21 pts.
1 season before this
Here since 2025/26.
Best finish: 7,947,456 in 2025/26 (1,781 pts).
£101.2m
Up £1.2m since day one. That's the squad and the bank together.