ManagerNick Revia
Nick Revia of captain bruno faces the press after Gameweek 5.

The ProfessorAsks cleverly
A word for the manager of captain bruno: Your squad value is up £1.2m to £101.2m. Is that transfer skill, or price-change luck?
IQ 150+captain bruno replies
Value growth compounds because it buys flexibility. Anticipating price moves is a small but real edge.
The RookieAsks daftly
Nick, if I may: Your captain Isak is injured. Does the armband work from the treatment room?
IQ under 40captain bruno replies
My horoscope said this would go well. It didn't mention the points.
Isak Captain16 pts (8 × 2)
Best armband in the XI.
Vice-captain: Ødegaard, 2 pts
18 ptsleft on the bench
Hall 13 · Lammens 4 · Matheus N. 1 · João Pedro 0
A lot of points left on the bench.
Closest to the +2 DefCon bonus: 10 defensive contributions in a match for a defender, 12 for a midfielder or forward.
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Kinsky | TOT | 2 |
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
Scored more than the average manager in 2 of 5 weeks, before hits. Hits not shown: GW2 cost 12, GW3 cost 12, GW5 cost 24.
Averaging 50.6 a week through GW5. High point: GW2 with 80. Low point: GW5 with 21.
The ColumnistAsks cheekily
Nick, quick one: 3 points separate you from GP FC. A gap, or a polite distance?
Conspiracy theoristcaptain bruno replies
There's a reason it's called a blank. Nobody ever says what it's blank of.
The RookieAsks daftly
The room wants to know, Nick: 18 points sat on your bench this week. Is that where the players score all their points?
Spin doctorcaptain bruno replies
I can confirm there is a plan. I cannot confirm what it is.
The ColumnistAsks cheekily
Let me put this to Nick Revia: £11.9m for 2 points: is B.Fernandes a player or a luxury hobby?
Snarkycaptain bruno replies
He's a luxury. Luxuries aren't known for being practical.
Final for Gameweek 5: this press conference is fixed now that the gameweek is over.
| NFO |
| 4 |
| Guéhi | MCI | 4 |
|---|
| Calafiori | ARS | 1 |
|---|
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Bench 1, goalkeeperLammens | MUN | 0 |
| Bench 2Hall | NEW | 0 |
| Bench 3Matheus N. | MCI | 0 |
| Bench 4João Pedro | CHE | 0 |
Grand total45−24 hit = 21
2,677,591 after GW1 → 8,071,311 after GW5. Best so far: 2,677,591 after GW1.
1free transfer for GW7
Worked out from your transfer history (up to 5 can be banked), so FPL's own count has the final word. 21 made this season, and the hits cost you 64 pts.
66points left on the bench
Most wasted in GW4: 21 pts.
1 season before this
Here since 2025/26.
Best finish: 7,947,456 in 2025/26 (1,781 pts).
£101.2m
Up £1.2m since day one. That's the squad and the bank together.