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ManagerAlexis Segura
Alexis Segura of papoy faces the press after Gameweek 5.
The RookieAsks daftly
A word for the manager of papoy: szobamela is ahead of you by 14. Is that a lot?
Snarkypapoy replies
szobamela can enjoy it while it lasts.
The ProfessorAsks cleverly
Sorry to ask, Alexis Segura: B.Fernandes is owned by 36% of managers and blanked. Is following the template risk management, or a lack of ideas?
Conspiracy theoristpapoy replies
Notice how the price changes always land right after I buy. Notice.
Haaland Captain12 pts (6 × 2)
Groß: 14 pts. Swapping the armband would have gained 16 pts.
Vice-captain: Mbeumo, 2 pts
21 ptsleft on the bench
Brobbey 17 · Diop 4 · Palmer 0 · João Pedro 0
A lot of points left on the bench.
Closest to the +2 DefCon bonus: 10 defensive contributions in a match for a defender, 12 for a midfielder or forward.
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Kinsky | TOT | 2 |
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
Scored more than the average manager in 4 of 5 weeks, before hits.
Averaging 66.8 a week through GW5. High point: GW2 with 117. Low point: GW1 with 34.
The ColumnistAsks cheekily
Alexis, a question for you: Brobbey scored 17 on your bench. Have you considered starting your players?
Nonchalantpapoy replies
No stress. The sun's out somewhere.
The RookieAsks daftly
Alexis Segura, papoy supporters want to know: Brobbey is injured. Does he still count as a substitute if he can't come on?
IQ 150+papoy replies
A bench slot has option value only if it is likely to be exercised. I priced Brobbey's chance of appearing near zero, and the premium was low.
The ProfessorAsks cleverly
Alexis, quick one: Your squad has lost £1.4m in value, now £100.1m. What does it say about your transfer timing?
IQ under 40papoy replies
Wait, which one is papoy again? I think that's me.
Final for Gameweek 5: this press conference is fixed now that the gameweek is over.
| BHA |
| 6 |
| Gvardiol | MCI | 4 |
|---|
| Muñoz | NFO | 2 |
|---|
| Hume | SUN | 1 |
|---|
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| HaalandCaptain | MCI | 12 (6 × 2) |
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Bench 1, goalkeeperPalmer | IPS | 0 |
| Bench 2João Pedro | CHE | 0 |
| Bench 3Diop | IPS | 0 |
| Bench 4Brobbey | SUN | 0 |
Grand total52
8,092,210 after GW1 → 1,600,241 after GW5. Best so far: 1,427,529 after GW3.
2free transfers for GW7
Worked out from your transfer history (up to 5 can be banked), so FPL's own count has the final word. 4 made this season, and not a single hit taken.
48points left on the bench
Most wasted in GW5: 21 pts.
Not counted: GW2 (Bench Boost, when the bench's points count).
3 seasons before this
Here since 2021/22.
Best finish: 1,370,536 in 2025/26 (2,160 pts).
£100.1m
Down £1.4m since day one. That's the squad and the bank together.
