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ManagerKhang Dang
Khang Dang of Dang Football Club faces the press after Gameweek 5.
The ProfessorAsks cleverly
On behalf of the press pool, Khang: Your squad value is up £1.4m to £101.4m. Is that transfer skill, or price-change luck?
EgotistDang Football Club replies
My squad is appreciating because it's a masterpiece.
The RookieAsks daftly
Khang, if I may: Your defenders let in 11 goals. Were they trying to?
SnarkyDang Football Club replies
They're generous. It's a quality in people.
Haaland Captain12 pts (6 × 2)
Semenyo: 17 pts. Swapping the armband would have gained 22 pts.
Vice-captain: Rogers, 2 pts
20 ptsleft on the bench
Richards 8 · Verbruggen 6 · Thiago 5 · Calafiori 1
A lot of points left on the bench.
Closest to the +2 DefCon bonus: 10 defensive contributions in a match for a defender, 12 for a midfielder or forward.
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Kinsky | TOT | 2 |
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
Scored more than the average manager in 3 of 5 weeks, before hits.
Averaging 65.4 a week through GW5. High point: GW4 with 95. Low point: GW1 with 44.
The RookieAsks daftly
Khang, a question for you: 20 points sat on your bench this week. Is that where the players score all their points?
Conspiracy theoristDang Football Club replies
My mascot knows more than he's saying. Look at his eyes. The uneven ones.
The ProfessorAsks cleverly
A word for the manager of Dang Football Club: Verbruggen's form is 7.7 and he's on your bench. Why is the in-form player a substitute?
IQ 150+Dang Football Club replies
Form is noisy. Fixtures and minutes matter more, and Verbruggen lost that comparison this week.
The ColumnistAsks cheekily
Khang, quick one: 7 points separate you from papoy. A gap, or a polite distance?
NonchalantDang Football Club replies
I let the vibes run the show. And a spreadsheet I never open.
Final for Gameweek 5: this press conference is fixed now that the gameweek is over.
| MCI |
| 4 |
| Ajayi | HUL | 1 |
|---|
| Gabriel | ARS | 1 |
|---|
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Bench 1, goalkeeperVerbruggen | BHA | 0 |
| Bench 2Richards | CRY | 0 |
| Bench 3Calafiori | ARS | 0 |
| Bench 4Thiago | BRE | 0 |
Grand total49
6,124,832 after GW1 → 2,099,042 after GW5. Best so far: 2,095,006 after GW4.
2free transfers for GW7
Worked out from your transfer history (up to 5 can be banked), so FPL's own count has the final word. 4 made this season, and not a single hit taken.
57points left on the bench
Most wasted in GW5: 20 pts.
Not counted: GW2 (Bench Boost, when the bench's points count).
First season
£101.4m
Up £1.4m since day one. That's the squad and the bank together.
