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ManagerNico Zarzaua
Nico Zarzaua of Newpi faces the press after Gameweek 3.
The ColumnistAsks cheekily
Nico, a question for you: Pedro Porro, form 0.3, still starts. Is loyalty a strategy?
IQ 150+Newpi replies
Form is a lagging indicator with a small signal. I back long-run quality, and Pedro Porro's underlying numbers are intact.
The RookieAsks daftly
Nico, quick one: Akatsuki is ahead of you by 4. Is that a lot?
Conspiracy theoristNewpi replies
I have a spreadsheet that proves it. It proves nothing, which is exactly the proof.
The RookieAsks daftly
Sorry to ask, Nico Zarzaua: You beat the average in 0 of 5 weeks. Is the average very good?
Final for Gameweek 3: this press conference is fixed now that the gameweek is over.
Haaland Captain18 pts (9 × 2)
Ødegaard: 10 pts. Swapping the armband would have gained 2 pts.
Vice-captain: Pickford, 1 pt
0 ptsleft on the bench
Benda 0 · O.Richards 0 · Reed 0 · Bendito Mantato 0
Nothing left on the bench.
Closest to the +2 DefCon bonus: 10 defensive contributions in a match for a defender, 12 for a midfielder or forward.
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| PickfordVice-captain | EVE | 1 |
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
Scored more than the average manager in 0 of 5 weeks, before hits.
Averaging 49.0 a week through GW5. High point: GW2 with 66. Low point: GW1 with 42.
Drama queenNewpi replies
You ask me this now, in my darkest hour? Very well. I weep, but I answer.
The ColumnistAsks cheekily
A word for the manager of Newpi: 19th of 21. Are the bottom four a relegation zone or a gated community?
EgotistNewpi replies
I'm not in the drop zone. The drop zone is visiting me.
The ProfessorAsks cleverly
Nico Zarzaua, Newpi supporters want to know: Pickford returned 1 point. Is the goalkeeper the least efficient part of your portfolio?
IQ under 40Newpi replies
Is this the part where I pretend to understand?
| TOT |
| 7 |
| Virgil | LIV | 6 |
|---|
| Frimpong | LIV | 0 |
|---|
| O'Reilly | MCI | 0 |
|---|
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Bench 1, goalkeeperBenda | NFO | 0 |
| Bench 2O.Richards | NFO | 0 |
| Bench 3Reed | FUL | 0 |
| Bench 4Bendito Mantato | MUN | 0 |
Grand total50
6,633,922 after GW1 → 8,430,724 after GW5. Best so far: 6,633,922 after GW1.
2free transfers for GW7
Worked out from your transfer history (up to 5 can be banked), so FPL's own count has the final word. 4 made this season, and not a single hit taken.
1points left on the bench
Most wasted in GW5: 1 pt.
First season
£101.0m
Up £1.0m since day one. That's the squad and the bank together.
