ManagerFelix Holland
Felix Holland of are you aMAD faces the press after Gameweek 3.

The ProfessorAsks cleverly
On behalf of the press pool, Felix: Šeško wears your armband and is listed as injured. What is the expected value of a captain who might not play?
Egotistare you aMAD replies
Šeško will play. Doctors work for me.
The ColumnistAsks cheekily
Felix, a question for you: 4 yellow cards: is your XI a football team or a rugby scrum?
IQ 150+are you aMAD replies
Cards reflect risk-taking, which correlates with defensive actions. The DefCon points often come from the same behaviour.
Šeško Captain10 pts (5 × 2)
Haaland: 9 pts. Swapping the armband would have gained 8 pts.
Vice-captain: Raya, 3 pts
0 ptsleft on the bench
Steele 0 · O'Nien 0 · Yates 0 · Walle Egeli 0
Nothing left on the bench.
Closest to the +2 DefCon bonus: 10 defensive contributions in a match for a defender, 12 for a midfielder or forward.
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| RayaVice-captain | ARS | 3 |
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
Scored more than the average manager in 1 of 5 weeks, before hits.
Averaging 45.4 a week through GW5. High point: GW2 with 57. Low point: GW1 with 32.
The ColumnistAsks cheekily
Sorry to ask, Felix Holland: 20th of 21. Are the bottom four a relegation zone or a gated community?
Nonchalantare you aMAD replies
Listen, the group chat will say I was robbed. That's good enough.
The RookieAsks daftly
The room wants to know, Felix: Your overall rank is 9,066,895. Is that a big number or a small one?
Snarkyare you aMAD replies
The planet doesn't know me. That's a benefit.
The RookieAsks daftly
A word for the manager of are you aMAD: B.Fernandes is owned by 36% of players and got nothing. Doesn't everyone own him for a reason?
Spin doctorare you aMAD replies
We are taking a data-led approach and remain fully committed to the process.
Final for Gameweek 3: this press conference is fixed now that the gameweek is over.
| LIV |
| 5 |
| Lacroix | CHE | 2 |
|---|
| Kayode | BRE | 1 |
|---|
| O'Reilly | MCI | 0 |
|---|
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Bench 1, goalkeeperSteele | BHA | 0 |
| Bench 2O'Nien | SUN | 0 |
| Bench 3Yates | NFO | 0 |
| Bench 4Walle Egeli | IPS | 0 |
Grand total40
8,317,710 after GW1 → 9,066,895 after GW5. Best so far: 8,317,710 after GW1.
2free transfers for GW7
Worked out from your transfer history (up to 5 can be banked), so FPL's own count has the final word. 4 made this season, and not a single hit taken.
7points left on the bench
Most wasted in GW4: 7 pts.
7 seasons before this
Here since 2019/20.
Best finish: 3,489,670 in 2020/21 (1,910 pts).
£100.5m
Exactly where it started. That's the squad and the bank together.