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ManagerAlexis Segura
Alexis Segura of papoy faces the press after Gameweek 3.
The ColumnistAsks cheekily
Alexis Segura, papoy supporters want to know: Squad value down £1.4m. Are your players made of ice?
IQ under 40papoy replies
Is it the weekend yet? I lose track.
The ColumnistAsks cheekily
Alexis, if I may: Hume, form 0.7, still starts. Is loyalty a strategy?
IQ 150+papoy replies
Form is a lagging indicator with a small signal. I back long-run quality, and Hume's underlying numbers are intact.
Haaland Triple captain27 pts (9 × 3)
Best armband in the XI.
Vice-captain: Mbeumo, 8 pts
+9points from the chip
Triple Captain: the captain counts three times.
5 ptsleft on the bench
Diop 3 · Brobbey 2 · Palmer 0 · Mosquera 0
Closest to the +2 DefCon bonus: 10 defensive contributions in a match for a defender, 12 for a midfielder or forward.
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Kinsky | TOT | 6 |
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
Scored more than the average manager in 4 of 5 weeks, before hits.
Averaging 66.8 a week through GW5. High point: GW2 with 117. Low point: GW1 with 34.
The RookieAsks daftly
Back to papoy, if I may: Dang Football Club is right behind you. Shouldn't you run?
Nonchalantpapoy replies
I'll check the table on Sunday. Maybe Monday.
The ProfessorAsks cleverly
Sorry to ask, Alexis Segura: FPL had to bring on Hume for Mosquera. How do you justify starting a player who never took the field?
Spin doctorpapoy replies
We will keep focusing on the next gameweek, one deadline at a time.
The ProfessorAsks cleverly
The room wants to know, Alexis: 4 yellow cards across your XI. Is there an arbitrage in owning aggressive players, or is it just a cost?
Snarkypapoy replies
They're passionate. That's the polite word.
Final for Gameweek 3: this press conference is fixed now that the gameweek is over.
| BHA |
| 4 |
| Muñoz | NFO | 1 |
|---|
| Hume | SUN | 1 |
|---|
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Bench 1, goalkeeperPalmer | IPS | 0 |
| Bench 2Mosquera | ARS | 0 |
| Bench 3Diop | IPS | 0 |
| Bench 4Brobbey | SUN | 0 |
Grand total58
8,092,210 after GW1 → 1,600,241 after GW5. Best so far: 1,427,529 after GW3.
2free transfers for GW7
Worked out from your transfer history (up to 5 can be banked), so FPL's own count has the final word. 4 made this season, and not a single hit taken.
48points left on the bench
Most wasted in GW5: 21 pts.
Not counted: GW2 (Bench Boost, when the bench's points count).
3 seasons before this
Here since 2021/22.
Best finish: 1,370,536 in 2025/26 (2,160 pts).
£100.1m
Down £1.4m since day one. That's the squad and the bank together.
