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ManagerJoshua Clarke
Joshua Clarke of Gunner4Lyfe faces the press after Gameweek 3.
The ColumnistAsks cheekily
A word for the manager of Gunner4Lyfe: 3 Arsenal players in your XI. Did you get a bulk discount?
IQ under 40Gunner4Lyfe replies
Are we still talking about football? I thought this was bingo.
The ColumnistAsks cheekily
On behalf of the press pool, Joshua: 8th of 21: not promoted, not relegated, merely present. Is that the plan?
EgotistGunner4Lyfe replies
8th is only my current address. I'm a top-of-the-table kind of person.
Isak Triple captain39 pts (13 × 3)
Best armband in the XI.
Vice-captain: Ødegaard, 10 pts
+13points from the chip
Triple Captain: the captain counts three times.
3 ptsleft on the bench
Lacroix 2 · João Pedro 1 · Sánchez 0 · Keane 0
Closest to the +2 DefCon bonus: 10 defensive contributions in a match for a defender, 12 for a midfielder or forward.
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Raya | ARS | 3 |
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
Scored more than the average manager in 3 of 5 weeks, before hits.
Averaging 65.6 a week through GW5. High point: GW3 with 89. Low point: GW5 with 49.
The ProfessorAsks cleverly
Sorry to ask, Joshua Clarke: Sánchez is unavailable and still on your bench. What is the contingency plan when a substitute is a medical record?
NonchalantGunner4Lyfe replies
Honestly? I'd rather talk about lunch.
The RookieAsks daftly
Joshua Clarke, Gunner4Lyfe supporters want to know: You're 2,043,638 in the world. Is that near the top?
Drama queenGunner4Lyfe replies
The curtain falls on Gameweek 3, and with it, my hopes. Applause is optional.
The ProfessorAsks cleverly
Joshua, quick one: Isak returned 13 as captain. Was that conviction, or did you stumble into it?
SnarkyGunner4Lyfe replies
I'd say it was skill, but I don't want to jinx the next one.
Final for Gameweek 3: this press conference is fixed now that the gameweek is over.
| MCI |
| 8 |
| Cash | AVL | 6 |
|---|
| Gabriel | ARS | 2 |
|---|
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Bench 1, goalkeeperSánchez | CHE | 0 |
| Bench 2João Pedro | CHE | 0 |
| Bench 3Lacroix | CHE | 0 |
| Bench 4Keane | EVE | 0 |
Grand total89
529,735 after GW1 → 2,043,638 after GW5. Best so far: 529,735 after GW1.
1free transfer for GW7
Worked out from your transfer history (up to 5 can be banked), so FPL's own count has the final word. 5 made this season, and not a single hit taken.
24points left on the bench
Most wasted in GW1: 12 pts.
First season
£104.0m
Down £0.5m since day one. That's the squad and the bank together.
