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Gian Jaen of Gaucho F.C. faces the press after Gameweek 3.
The ProfessorAsks cleverly
Gian, a question for you: Your XI scored 5 goals from 2.9 expected. How much of that overperformance do you expect to survive?
Spin doctorGaucho F.C. replies
This is a work in progress, and 77 is a number we will be monitoring closely.
The ColumnistAsks cheekily
Gian, if I may: 10 points separate you from Bart's Team. A gap, or a polite distance?
NonchalantGaucho F.C. replies
Look, it's a game. I'm vibing.
Haaland Triple captain27 pts (9 × 3)
Isak: 13 pts. Swapping the armband would have gained 12 pts.
Vice-captain: B.Fernandes, 2 pts
+9points from the chip
Triple Captain: the captain counts three times.
16 ptsleft on the bench
Kinsky 6 · Thomas 4 · Slater 3 · van Ewijk 3
A lot of points left on the bench.
Closest to the +2 DefCon bonus: 10 defensive contributions in a match for a defender, 12 for a midfielder or forward.
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Raya | ARS | 3 |
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
Scored more than the average manager in 4 of 5 weeks, before hits.
Averaging 74.6 a week through GW5. High point: GW2 with 115. Low point: GW1 with 39.
The RookieAsks daftly
The room wants to know, Gian: Isak got 13 and you picked Haaland. Did you mix up the names?
IQ 150+Gaucho F.C. replies
Regret is hindsight's tax. Haaland had the higher expected points before kick-off, and that is the only number a captain can be judged on.
The RookieAsks daftly
Sorry to ask, Gian Jaen: You beat the average in 4 of 5 weeks. That's good, right?
Conspiracy theoristGaucho F.C. replies
The 'random' price changes are not random. Follow the money.
The ProfessorAsks cleverly
Gian Jaen, Gaucho F.C. supporters want to know: 3 of your fifteen players carry an FPL flag. At what point does squad management become hospital management?
SnarkyGaucho F.C. replies
I like to keep the physios employed. It's a social enterprise.
Final for Gameweek 3: this press conference is fixed now that the gameweek is over.
| BHA |
| 4 |
| Shaw | MUN | 4 |
|---|
| Ajer | BRE | 2 |
|---|
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Bench 1, goalkeeperKinsky | TOT | 0 |
| Bench 2Slater | HUL | 0 |
| Bench 3van Ewijk | COV | 0 |
| Bench 4Thomas | COV | 0 |
Grand total77
7,295,417 after GW1 → 147,643 after GW5. Best so far: 131,928 after GW4.
2free transfers for GW7
Worked out from your transfer history (up to 5 can be banked), so FPL's own count has the final word. 4 made this season, and not a single hit taken.
47points left on the bench
Most wasted in GW3: 16 pts.
Not counted: GW2 (Bench Boost, when the bench's points count).
7 seasons before this
Here since 2019/20.
Best finish: 227,669 in 2024/25 (2,466 pts).
£99.9m
Down £0.1m since day one. That's the squad and the bank together.
