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ManagerAlfonso Castrejon
Alfonso Castrejon of El Cochiloco faces the press after Gameweek 3.
The ProfessorAsks cleverly
Alfonso, a question for you: Your overall rank fell from 1,145,917 to 1,896,308. What changed in the distribution?
IQ 150+El Cochiloco replies
Rank is relative, and one weak week is a large move at this stage. I expect partial reversion.
The ProfessorAsks cleverly
Let me put this to Alfonso Castrejon: Haaland produced 55% of your points. Is that concentration a strength or a vulnerability?
EgotistEl Cochiloco replies
Haaland is my instrument. I'm the orchestra.
Haaland Triple captain27 pts (9 × 3)
Best armband in the XI.
Vice-captain: Cherki, 3 pts
+9points from the chip
Triple Captain: the captain counts three times.
19 ptsleft on the bench
Van Hecke 8 · Kinsky 6 · Shaw 4 · Hughes 1
A lot of points left on the bench.
Closest to the +2 DefCon bonus: 10 defensive contributions in a match for a defender, 12 for a midfielder or forward.
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Verbruggen | BHA | 3 |
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
Scored more than the average manager in 3 of 5 weeks, before hits.
Averaging 66.0 a week through GW5. High point: GW2 with 111. Low point: GW5 with 38.
The ColumnistAsks cheekily
Sorry to ask, Alfonso Castrejon: 49 points in Gameweek 3. Did the club ask for a refund, or did you request a recount?
SnarkyEl Cochiloco replies
49 points. The average of 66 is made mostly of other people's good luck.
The RookieAsks daftly
Alfonso Castrejon, El Cochiloco supporters want to know: Saka la bolsita is right behind you. Shouldn't you run?
IQ under 40El Cochiloco replies
Sorry, I was reading the back of the cereal box. What was the question?
The ColumnistAsks cheekily
Back to El Cochiloco, if I may: 3 yellow cards: is your XI a football team or a rugby scrum?
Conspiracy theoristEl Cochiloco replies
There's a reason it's called a blank. Nobody ever says what it's blank of.
Final for Gameweek 3: this press conference is fixed now that the gameweek is over.
| ARS |
| 2 |
| Hume | SUN | 1 |
|---|
| Aina | NFO | 1 |
|---|
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Bench 1, goalkeeperKinsky | TOT | 0 |
| Bench 2Shaw | MUN | 0 |
| Bench 3Van Hecke | TOT | 0 |
| Bench 4Hughes | CRY | 0 |
Grand total49
1,785,494 after GW1 → 1,896,308 after GW5. Best so far: 442,465 after GW2.
2free transfers for GW7
Worked out from your transfer history (up to 5 can be banked), so FPL's own count has the final word. 4 made this season, and not a single hit taken.
38points left on the bench
Most wasted in GW3: 19 pts.
Not counted: GW1 (Bench Boost, when the bench's points count).
6 seasons before this
Here since 2020/21.
Best finish: 281,258 in 2021/22 (2,411 pts).
£102.5m
Up £2.5m since day one. That's the squad and the bank together.
