ManagerAbner Chavez
Abner Chavez of Camp Nou Way faces the press after Gameweek 5.

The ProfessorAsks cleverly
On behalf of the press pool, Abner: MAD Baller is 11 points ahead of you. Which of their decisions are you modelling to overtake them?
SnarkyCamp Nou Way replies
MAD Baller can enjoy it while it lasts.
The RookieAsks daftly
A word for the manager of Camp Nou Way: Your captain Isak is injured. Does the armband work from the treatment room?
IQ 150+Camp Nou Way replies
That is exactly what the vice-captain provision is for. The downside is bounded, and the upside is the same as any other captain's.
The ColumnistAsks cheekily
The room wants to know, Abner: 12 goals conceded: is your defence a wall or a bead curtain?
Final for Gameweek 5: this press conference is fixed now that the gameweek is over.
Isak Captain16 pts (8 × 2)
Cunha: 10 pts. Swapping the armband would have gained 4 pts.
Vice-captain: Raya, 1 pt
0 ptsleft on the bench
Sánchez 0 · Senesi 0 · Olusesi 0 · Kusi-Asare 0
Nothing left on the bench.
Closest to the +2 DefCon bonus: 10 defensive contributions in a match for a defender, 12 for a midfielder or forward.
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| RayaVice-captain | ARS | 1 |
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
Scored more than the average manager in 3 of 5 weeks, before hits.
Averaging 57.8 a week through GW5. High point: GW4 with 90. Low point: GW3 with 37.
NonchalantCamp Nou Way replies
Cool. Cool cool cool. Next question.
The ColumnistAsks cheekily
Back to Camp Nou Way, if I may: Cunha, owned by almost no one, scored 10. Did a goalkeeper give you the tip?
Spin doctorCamp Nou Way replies
I'd like to thank the fans for their continued support. All four of them.
The ProfessorAsks cleverly
Abner, if I may: Your squad has lost £2.0m in value, now £99.5m. What does it say about your transfer timing?
IQ under 40Camp Nou Way replies
Are we still talking about football? I thought this was bingo.
| LIV |
| 8 |
| Guéhi | MCI | 4 |
|---|
| Matheus N. | MCI | 1 |
|---|
| Gabriel | ARS | 1 |
|---|
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Bench 1, goalkeeperSánchez | CHE | 0 |
| Bench 2Senesi | TOT | 0 |
| Bench 3Olusesi | TOT | 0 |
| Bench 4Kusi-Asare | FUL | 0 |
Grand total51
3,770,910 after GW1 → 5,464,308 after GW5. Best so far: 3,770,910 after GW1.
4free transfers for GW7
Worked out from your transfer history (up to 5 can be banked), so FPL's own count has the final word. 2 made this season, and not a single hit taken.
2points left on the bench
Most wasted in GW1: 2 pts.
First season
£99.5m
Down £2.0m since day one. That's the squad and the bank together.