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ManagerFelix Holland
Felix Holland of are you aMAD faces the press after Gameweek 5.
The ProfessorAsks cleverly
Felix, a question for you: You are 20th of 21, inside the bottom four. What is the probability of climbing out?
IQ 150+are you aMAD replies
The bottom four is a transient state, and the Markov chain favours the patient. One good captaincy swing changes the arithmetic.
The ColumnistAsks cheekily
Felix, if I may: 2 points from the captain. Is the C on B.Fernandes's arm for "captain" or for "cancelled"?
Egotistare you aMAD replies
The armband was flawless. B.Fernandes simply failed to rise to my judgement.
B.Fernandes Captain4 pts (2 × 2)
Hall: 13 pts. Swapping the armband would have gained 22 pts.
Vice-captain: Raya, 1 pt
0 ptsleft on the bench
Steele 0 · O'Nien 0 · Šeško 0 · Walle Egeli 0
Nothing left on the bench.
Closest to the +2 DefCon bonus: 10 defensive contributions in a match for a defender, 12 for a midfielder or forward.
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| RayaVice-captain | ARS | 1 |
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
Scored more than the average manager in 1 of 5 weeks, before hits.
Averaging 45.4 a week through GW5. High point: GW2 with 57. Low point: GW1 with 32.
The RookieAsks daftly
Felix Holland, are you aMAD supporters want to know: Rogers is owned by 44% of players and got nothing. Doesn't everyone own him for a reason?
Spin doctorare you aMAD replies
We remain relaxed and are focused on the next fixture.
The RookieAsks daftly
The room wants to know, Felix: 3 of your players got a DefCon bonus. What's DefCon?
Snarkyare you aMAD replies
A bonus for doing the boring bits. Sign me up.
The ProfessorAsks cleverly
A word for the manager of are you aMAD: You've beaten the average manager in just 1 of 5 weeks. How do you justify your process against that baseline?
Drama queenare you aMAD replies
To captain, or not to captain: that is the question. I chose the second. Alas.
Final for Gameweek 5: this press conference is fixed now that the gameweek is over.
| NEW |
| 13 |
| Kayode | BRE | 6 |
|---|
| Muharemović | LEE | 6 |
|---|
| Lacroix | CHE | 3 |
|---|
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Haaland | MCI | 6 |
| Player | Club | Pts |
|---|---|---|
| Bench 1, goalkeeperSteele | BHA | 0 |
| Bench 2O'Nien | SUN | 0 |
| Bench 3Šeško | MUN | 0 |
| Bench 4Walle Egeli | IPS | 0 |
Grand total49
8,317,710 after GW1 → 9,066,895 after GW5. Best so far: 8,317,710 after GW1.
2free transfers for GW7
Worked out from your transfer history (up to 5 can be banked), so FPL's own count has the final word. 4 made this season, and not a single hit taken.
7points left on the bench
Most wasted in GW4: 7 pts.
7 seasons before this
Here since 2019/20.
Best finish: 3,489,670 in 2020/21 (1,910 pts).
£100.5m
Exactly where it started. That's the squad and the bank together.
